The Simpsons may very well have the most extended list out there when it comes to its characters’ eclectic personalities. However, each character is unique and comes with their own strengths, weaknesses, and talents. Homer Simpson, for instance, may be a reckless, angry dolt, but viewers usually never see him without a job (despite going through several a week). Incidentally, the same can be said of his wife, Marge, since she has also had several different occupations over the years. As for Gil Gunderson, he can always be counted on to be down on his luck, no matter the situation. Out of all The Simpsons characters, there’s one with a remarkable flair for spinning yarns and making unorthodox comments, and it’s none other than Abraham J. Simpson.It’s hard to deny that Abe Simpson has the gift of gab, regardless of whether what he says actually makes sense. Most of what Grandpa Simpson spouts typically consists of gibberish and lengthy ramblings, but he still occasionally shares some intriguing, albeit bizarre, words of wisdom. Granted, none of this should come as a surprise. Abe Simpson, after all, has lived a long and fruitful life. Perhaps he’s learned a thing or two along the way. Some of Grandpa Simpson’s lessons are definitely doozies, but they’re still worth sharing.Abe follows up this statement with further questionable parental advice. If a child loses one of their shoes after they consume alcohol on their way to school, then Abe’s advice is to, “Beat them with the other one.” Abe’s tact, needless to say, could use some work. It can be difficult to teach an “old dog” new tricks.
The Simpsons may very well have the most extended list out there when it comes to its characters’ eclectic personalities. However, each character is unique and comes with their own strengths, weaknesses, and talents. Homer Simpson, for instance, may be a reckless, angry dolt, but viewers usually never see him without a job (despite going through several a week). Incidentally, the same can be said of his wife, Marge, since she has also had several different occupations over the years. As for Gil Gunderson, he can always be counted on to be down on his luck, no matter the situation. Out of all The Simpsons characters, there’s one with a remarkable flair for spinning yarns and making unorthodox comments, and it’s none other than Abraham J. Simpson.
It’s hard to deny that Abe Simpson has the gift of gab, regardless of whether what he says actually makes sense. Most of what Grandpa Simpson spouts typically consists of gibberish and lengthy ramblings, but he still occasionally shares some intriguing, albeit bizarre, words of wisdom. Granted, none of this should come as a surprise. Abe Simpson, after all, has lived a long and fruitful life. Perhaps he’s learned a thing or two along the way. Some of Grandpa Simpson’s lessons are definitely doozies, but they’re still worth sharing.
Abe follows up this statement with further questionable parental advice. If a child loses one of their shoes after they consume alcohol on their way to school, then Abe’s advice is to, “Beat them with the other one.” Abe’s tact, needless to say, could use some work. It can be difficult to teach an “old dog” new tricks.
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